Horror Phone Calls and how to avoid them

I am certain beyond any reasonable cause for doubt, that small children have some kind of inbuilt homing beacon that attracts them to central places where they can recreate the soundtracks of horror films. How they get the memo I'll never know. Some kind of secret code in the Playschool intro? Maybe there's more to the round window decision then I ever understood.

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Bogan's Rant - With Michael McShane - October 2013

One of the things I love about Australia is that to the greater extent, we’re all pretty well equal. The PM looks as ridiculous in his budgie smugglers as the rest of the nation and I have the right, nay, the privilege to tell him so. Yeah, yeah. Where’s he going with this dribble? Well let me tell you.

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